This is just fun blog so im going to do jokes too.
A little jonny joke
Today little Johnny is learning the alphabet and he raises he hand and ask the teacher, "can i go to the restroom?"
She says, "say the alphabet Johnny."
"A B C D E F G H I J K L O M N O Q R S T U V W X Y and Z"
She asked "where is the P."
"Running down my leg!"
A cross the street joke
Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- dang it
Another cross the street
Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
She was following her seeing-eye chicken.
Food Blonde joke
How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor
Food Jokes
What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?
Cheeze Whuz.
To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- dang it
She was following her seeing-eye chicken.
There's M&M shells all over the floor
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